Do You Know This Baptism Quote?

I attended a family baptism today. It got me thinking. Wasn't there a movie where one of the female characters spilled liquid on herself and exclaimed, "Ooops! I baptized myself!"? I've racked my brains and searched all the famous quote sites on the Internet as well as the famous movie quote sites and I can't find it. Do any of you know the movie (or book or play) I'm thinking about? If you do, please let me know.

(By the way, while I was searching for quotes on baptism, I found some that were rather interesting at Brainy Quotes :

Religion needs a baptism of horse sense. Billy Sunday

When my children were born, I didn't have them baptized because I felt baptism was about erasing Original Sin - something the Church said children got from their mother - and I absolutely refused to believe women carry Original Sin. Olympia Dukakis

However, ironically, I was baptized Presbyterian, and went to a Quaker school for twelve years. Brian De Palma

I was baptized alongside my mother when I was 8 years old. Since then I have tried to walk a Christian life. And now that I'm getting older I realize that I'm walking even closer with my God. Andy Griffith

It's not like Massachusetts, where they're baptized Democrats. Robert Torricelli

When soldiers have been baptized in the fire of a battle-field, they all have one rank in my eyes. Napoleon Bonaparte )

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